"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." Lynn Lavner

"I hope we can live up to your stereotypes" Desperate Houswives

"voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?" - Do you want to sleep with me? - A line from New Orleans Prostitutes

"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism." -Einstein

"Curse the dark, or light a match. You decide, it's your dark." - Valdis Kletnieks

"The trick is not to find someone with no baggage, the trick is to find someone with matching luggage" - Paradise Falls

""I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen 2006

"I think you're wheel is turnin but the hampster's dead" - Svedysh 2001

"Civilization and Religion are incompatible" - Arthur C. Clarke - "3001"

"faith is believing what you know isn't true" - Arthur C. Clarke - "3001"

"It's a funny thing about life: If you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it." - W. Somerset Maugham

"If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right." - Mary Kay Ash

"Argue for your limitations, and, sure enough, they are yours." - Richard Bach - "Illusions"

"To love, and be loved, is to feel the sun from both sides" - David Viscott, M.D.

"I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy, than a success at something I hate" - George Burns

"Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something you said could not be done" - Sam Ewing

"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get." - H. Jackson Brown

"Often the best way to win is to forget to keep score." Marianne Espinosa Murphy

"The truth of the matter is that you often know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it." Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf

"Find a job you love, and you'll never have to work a day in your life" - Jim Fox's Dad

"Experience is the name everyone gives his mistakes." - Elbert Hubbard

"Learning is finding out what you already know. Doing is demonstarting that you know it. Teaching is reminding others that they know it as well as you. You are all learners, doers, teachers" - Richard Bach - "Illusions"

"Your only Obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else, or anything else is not only impossible, but is the mark of a fake messiah." - Richard Bach - "Illusions"

"Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet, than your acquaintances wil know you in a thousand years" - Richard Bach - "Illusions"

"The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof." - Richard Bach - "Illusions"

"The world is your exercise-book, the pages on which you do your sums. It is not reality, although you can express reality there if you wish. You are also free to write nonsens, or lies, or to tear the pages out." - Richard Bach - "Illusions"

"Every person, all the events of your life, are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you." - Richard Bach - "Illusions"

"Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friend." Richard Bach - "Illusions"

"I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes, you'd know what a drag it is to see you...." Amtrakboi23NOLA

"Recall tg winds musical whisper, a shadow symphony from the delicat forest waterfall, in a language for the godess, melting in the summer night, like champagne..." me, 1999

"Picture a cold stream, softly dancing through marble clouds, flooding the velvet sky with elorbate peace, for eternity... " me, 2000